If you can’t beat ’em, join em!

Over the past 10 year’s we’ve seen our sales nosedive for a few reasons. Namely, our friendly convenient giant Amazon. I mean, who doesn’t love ordering wine sippy cups on a whim and having them show up the next day like a Christmas present? Then we realized, if people can order rainbow socks and booty shorts and get them with free shipping and free returns without even getting out their credit card then LET THEM ORDER.

If someone can do it way better than you can, they’re doing something right and that’s better for the people. Sure, sure, they might not be doing it with as much attitude or passion, but that’s where we come in. With the ultimate Amazon catalog at our fingertips, we decided to start making derby outfit mood boards for you, that can be purchased entirely on Amazon Prime. YES. Who’s ready? Issue 1 coming soon!